Ferrah: The Arabic Word For Joy
http://osmovies.homestead.com In a couple of days, bloggers everywhere will be posting about the fourth anniversary of Michael Jackson’s passing. Many less will mention Farrah Fawcett, who passed on...
View ArticleCorn-Fed Barbie
Looking at this new Barbie is like looking in a mirror. That’s my caboose!! Photo by: Nickolay Lamm
View ArticleDon’t Eat The Apple; Don’t Visit The Big One
In my youth, Pace Picante Sauce commercials were on high rotation, showing incensed cowboys riled up after Cookie attempts to serve them a salsa made in “New York City.” One of them goes so far as to...
View ArticleHave You Seen Me?
I got this in the mail recently, attached to a pizza coupon. I usually don’t pay these things much mind, especially since the woman in question was abducted at a distance of more than several hundred...
View ArticleEverybody Cut Footloose
Except you, awkward white people. You need to stop. http://pinterest.com/pin/462322717968124569/ The fine print says “Get free dance booklet at your Career Club dealer.” To those of you in your...
View ArticleFill ‘Er Up
http://www.facebook.com/TracesofTexas A new Fort Worth Premier gas station opening in 1962 depicts great customer service for all your Chevy Impala’s needs. A sister photo reflects the steep price of...
View ArticleHazelnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
Why does hazelnut creamer taste sooooo good in my coffee, but hazelnuts taste worse than rancid calf fries? http://www.onlynaturalessentialoil.com/hazelnut-oil.html At that moment when I pull back the...
View ArticleThat’s A Stretch
This new ad for the CX-5 (that’s the best name they could come up with?) declares, “When Thomas Edison threw the switch, it changed everything. SKYACTIV® TECHNOLOGY makes the Mazda CX-5 more...
View ArticleWith Love From Tulia
Floydelle Pannell, I hope you never married, because losing that maiden name would be tragic. “Oh, LaQuita, you will never KNOWWWW anything about my home, I”ll never know how good it feels to hold...
View ArticleFree Range Change
Wow. The new Chipotle ad is sad and beautiful and hopefully indicative of change in the food industry, because what we’re eating is crap:
View ArticleCoolest. Wrapping. Paper. Ever.
What you are witnessing surpasses the pairing of peanut butter and jelly, Jack and Diane, or even Tanqueray and Tonic. It is indeed a combination of the Extra-Terrestrial and the celebration of the...
View ArticleWe’re Not Loading Up Our Woody Because Our Woody Is Ugly
The June 2013 Men’s Journal included this picture of “Enduring Icons,” cars which have basically retained their shape and/or style. That’s nice, but: Are these the only three examples that exist...
View ArticleFish Oysters Budweiser Coca-Cola
Waco, TX 1939 Yet another great shot from https://www.facebook.com/TracesofTexas today, taken by Russell Lee.
View ArticleYou Mean We Don’t Need Seven Remotes For One TV?
Back in the day, all you needed was four buttons to access ALL 82 channels. That’s right up my alley. Simplicity. Why have we made this so complicated from what it was in 1980? Jupiter is still a...
View ArticleThick, Thirsty Terrycloth
You all know my beef with wearing pajamas in public: NOT ACCEPTABLE. Not to the mailbox, not to walk your kids to the bus stop, not even to put your trash out on trash day. No, sir, we don’t do that....
View ArticleLike Dig What’s New
For people of my generation, Bob Denver will forever be Gilligan, the Skipper’s “Little Buddy.” But to my parents’ generation, Bob Denver remains Maynard G. Krebs from The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis...
View ArticleCamel And Flare Red
1962 Monkey Ward Catalog There’s no denying the magical combination of camel and flare red, and no better time to cover your body with it than fall. Autumn. November. And that’s NOW. So go get your...
View ArticleToo Much Head
I just got another stack of old magazines, and this ad jumped out at me from a 1960 Look. What’s right with this ad: Sexy moodlight Her smooth, parted hair, clipped low at the neck. It rhymes. That’s...
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