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Grocer Nan Won’t Step Foot In Polly’s Trippy Kitchen
Congoleum 1932 These fake Latuda smiles are not exactly winning endorsements for the enticingly-named Congoleum product. They look more like they’re remembering an old flame, the one that got away. Who...
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You Can’t Smell Your Own Elbow
Bermuda 1939, All-American Ads 1934 Did you just try to smell your own elbow?
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Because Venti Vanilla Latte With Extra Caramel And Whipped Cream Is For Losers
Maxwell House 1930s, All-American Ads by Heimann
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Liberal Heathen Sons And God-Fearing Conservative Dads Agree
1969 Chevelle Introduced in the fall of 1963, the swanky Chevelle had a brief shining moment in the sun until its demise in 1977. From the death of JFK to the death of Elvis, this muscle car made a...
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They Will ABSOLUTELY Miss The Meat: Libby’s Easy-Don’t Friday Sludgefest
Libby’s 1956 Oh, Libby. I don’t know who or where you are, but I know you are misleading America. I remember a jingle about “Libby, Libby, Libby on the label, label, label” and now I imagine your name...
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So Many Ozzie Nelsons
LIFE 4/23/56 Clearly none of these Ozzie Nelsons has a gluten allergy. That’s one thing we can all appreciate about the Cold War era. You’ll shove it in your face, and you’ll like it. And evidently...
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Big Yellow Taxi
Aug 1949 This Oldsmobile isn’t a taxi, but it sho nuff is taxi cab yellow. Look how sleek! How rich people on horses wave to rich people in cars! How swag that dog is! No seatbelts! Why, even simple...
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Prophylactics, Pigs, And Prolon
August 1949 Poor porker–he got outscienced! But take heart, you are still needed–for your delicious, delicious meat. Until then, enjoy fishing, wearing watches, and fastening overalls like the porcine...
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Honey, We Can’t Live In Hotels Forever
1946 Oh, the First World Problems of 1946! Howard wants to go house-hunting, but Mary is backed up. He offers to make her a glass of Sal Hepatica, which to me sounds like a mixture of Sal Mineo and...
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Meeting The Ex-Girlfriend
1946 Here we see Cary Grantish introducing his new girlfriend in red (who may have either scoliosis or some sort of pelvic trauma causing that posture) to his former flame, Lana Turnerish, in purple....
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Budd-Built Zephyrs
Kansas City to Chicago New Haven stainless steel, self-propelled rail diesel car Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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