Look, honey, there on the horizon–rich folk!
Not in the mood for a skin-damaging tan and a romp in the sun? Try exciting Canada!
“Treasures! Uncrowded!” Uncrowded? Is that the best selling point? I suggest:
Canada–get your prescriptions here!
You Americans can’t travel that far north? How about tropical Wisconsin? The sun literally bleached the brown out of her hair, and it will bleach the germs off you, including pesky ebola. If that’s not enough incentive, you can enjoy moderately-priced food!
Well, that’s enough travel for me. Dick and Jane bottle-feeding a fawn is cuteness overload. A full-page ad for Wisconsin and they didn’t even use the word “cheese”!
