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mmmmm catfish
Over the weekend, we visited quaint little Marble Falls, Texas and dined at http://www.rivercitygrilletx.com/, a lovely restaurant overlooking Lake Marble Falls. Fortunately, we had a waitress who was a grown ass woman mature, whose priorities were more in line with service, rather than casual flirtation with various hosts, waiters, and managers, or texting her vacuous thoughts on a trendy phone she has no business owning. Such are the proclivities of flighty teen girls. And while we’re on the topic, girls with “Mc” in your name, do not wait on my table. No McKennas or McKaelas or McKinleys. Go work the icon register at McDonald’s and pretend you’re all Scottish.
Anyway–I’m not getting paid for this endorsement, so all I really wanted to do was to be one of those people who post pictures of her meals. I’ve never done that on Facebook, but the crispety crunchety texture of the tortilla-fried catfish demanded it. And if there hadn’t been such a cool lake breeze flowing over us on the deck, the bed of green chile queso may actually have stayed warm.
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River City Grille, spelled the super gay way, with a pretentious “e” at the end
P.S. Someone Please Explain To The Manager Of The Mexican Market Down The Street What A Green Chile Is. Seriously. It’s Not A Serrano Nor A Jalapeno. It’s A Green Chile.
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